16 Characters
3 M, 13 F, Expandable to 5M+15F+7 Any Gender
Characters in this play are currently identified as male or female. Directors are welcome to assign any gender (binary or non-binary) to any character and modify pronouns accordingly.
Echo Moss
[F]
256 lines
A young girl with a difficult decision to make – much harder than picking a nail polish.
Brittney Poole
[F]
201 lines
Echo’s friend. Recently began dating Tyler, the class hero.
Ms. Valerie Bright
[F]
117 lines
A quirky teacher with everyone’s best interests at heart – or so she thinks.
Trina Tews
[F]
163 lines
Loving sister to Tyler. What’s good for the star quarterback is good for her… right?
Shane Lynch
[M]
26 lines
Manager at the Super Speedy Lube, and Echo’s boyfriend. Going places.
Pete Quinn
[M]
275 lines
A lovable, if lazy and cowardly, employee of the Super Speedy Lube.
Jim Hill
[M]
178 lines
Friend to Pete. Another slacker with no direction.
Becks Steinberg-Espinosa
[F]
60 lines
A ruthless talent scout. Yes, that is her real name.
Jane Rose
[F]
19 lines
A tongue-tied reporterpassions burn deep. Wise beyond her years.
Caitlin
[F]
31 lines
A cheerleader enamoured with Tyler.
Courtney
[F]
33 lines
A second cheerleader. Did Tyler like their cheer?
Crystal
[F]
30 lines
A third cheerleader. Eager for her shot at Tyler too.
Tyler Tews
[M]
96 lines
A god among teens. Possibly a little full of himself.
Reporter 1, 2, 3
[A]
15, 18, 15 lines
Reporters from The Monroe Weekly, The Shelton Times, and The Eastdale County Gazette-Tribune. They could make or break you around here.
Photographer
[A]
15 lines
Set to immortalize Tyler’s big moment.
Community Group A, B, C
[A]
5, 5, 5 lines
Set to lavish awards on Tyler.
Fee (Fiona) Glass
[F]
104 lines
A pariah who has made her way back to a small town. Are the rumours true about her?
Josie McDaniel
[F]
241 lines
A girl made an outsider through her parent’s insider trading. Has a sweet tooth and a way with words
Mrs. Smith
[F]
35 lines
Principal at the school. Loves the local Volleyball team. Hates stairs.
Marley
[F]
12 lines
A girl at the school, and an aficionado of cabbage rolls. Can detect criminal auras.
Gemma
[F]
13 lines
One more witness to Pete’s attempt to jump off the roof. Sorry, fall off the roof.
Dawn
[F]
13 lines
Another gawker. Thinks those mats don’t look very hygienic. Maybe she has a point.
Sam
[M]
12 lines
A devotee of the ancient and storied art of the high school prank.
Frying Pan to Frying Pan
Echo Moss
178 lines
Brittney Poole
59 lines
Ms. Valerie Bright
69 lines
Trina Tews
33 lines
Shane Lynch
26 lines
Pete Quinn
97 lines
Jim Hill
105 lines
The Tower of Tyler
Trina Tews
84 lines
Becks Steinberg-Espinosa
60 lines
Brittney Poole
27 lines
Ms. Valerie Bright
21 lines
Jane Rose
9 lines
Caitlin
9 lines
Courtney
Crystal
9 lines lines
Tyler Tews
79 lines
Pete Quinn
32 lines
Jim Hill
32 lines
Reporter 1, 2, 3
3 lines
Community Group A, B, C
2 lines
Photographer
1 line
Underneath
Fee (Fiona) Glass
104 lines
Echo Moss
77 lines
Brittney Poole
94 lines
Trina Tews
66 lines
Josie McDaniel
89 lines
The Egg Carton and Shaving Cream Solution
Josie McDaniel
131 lines
Brittney Poole
42 lines
Jane Rose
10 lines
Mrs. Smith
35 lines
Ms. Valerie Bright
26 lines
Caitlin
22 lines
Courtney
21 lines
Crystal
20 lines
Marley
12 lines
Gemma
13 lines
Dawn
14 lines
Pete Quinn
144 lines
Jim Hill
28 lines
Tyler Tews
12 lines
Sam
12 lines